montalbano: Single Man in United States

i'm an easy person to get to know, but there is a lot to know, so i may take time. you may eventually find out

my secret for crossing the street in more than 22 countries

how i learned to train animals and why i started with wolves

how i found my dog and my horse in the same place

why i can give a spontaneous lesson on any number of religions

how i found myself in an ivy league school

how i think for myself

how many provinces of the roman empire i've seen

why i never attended high school

why i know so much about neurotransmitters

why i love just about everyone

and how i live with that burden

why i can tell you what the inside of an ancient brothel looks like

where i was shot (the time that i was hit)

what i did in southeast asia

why i've fought small bulls (but never, ever hurt one)

why i was nearly kicked out of israel

why i can talk politics with fascists and communists as well as republicans and democrats

which ones are my favorite horses

why i appreciate virtually all kinds of music (old punk, street rock, blues, classical, opera, rap, zydeco, bhangara, you name it).

what kind of trouble i got into when i was young

and how i've managed to escape it all unscathed

why i can write an impromptu paper comparing the spiritual merits of st. paul and the marquis de sade

why not much bothers me