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Do you feel like there is something missing in your life? Are tandem bikes just too much for you to tackle all by yourself? Does every new message feel like a bigger waste of your time than the last? Have you found yourself craving flowers, chocolates, massages, and breakfast in bed? Does your ass really look fat in those jeans?

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M® is not for everyone. Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for M®. If you are pregnant, are under the age of 18, are over the age of 40, are in jail, or are perhaps wanted for murder, M® might not be right for you. This product may cause a severe allergic reaction if you are allergic to awesome, men, or both.

Side Effects May Include: Side splitting laughter, pun overload, uncontrollable chortling, handsomeness, warm-fuzzies, butterflies in your stomach, copious amounts of tasty lasagna, adventures of epic proportions, erections lasting longer than 4 hours, and, in some extreme cases, even death by chocolate.

So, ask your doctor if M® is right for you.